Stick it in there

Did anyone see Channel 4's '101 Embarassing Disasters' last night? Why do men insist on sticking their cocks in places that they shouldn't be? Admittedly there were a few women on there; such as the woman who got attacked by poison ants after smearing honey on her cunt which she wanted her cat to lick off (arf arf), but the majority of the injured persons were men. People like the guy who stuck his cock in a swimming pool pump and was trapped for hours, the gay guy who put cement up his ass, the guy who died after putting home made electrodes on his cock and (my personal favourite) the guy who liked to eat the heads of his daughters dolls and shit them out while having a wank. Charming, you must admit.

I had thought that the desire to stick things in places that they shouldn't be was something that faded after childhood. I myself liked to put my finger in random places, sometimes while ejecting a video from the player I would stick my finger in and pull it out really quickly, narrowly missing getting it stuck. Until I did get it stuck and then it fucking hurt and the video had to be taken apart to release my finger. Nowadays I try not to put my extremities anywhere particularly random.

It seems that a fair few men haven't had such experiences with their fingers and stick their cocks into anything they can get their hands on, goats, horses, lampposts, melons, vacuum cleaners, cars and swimming pools. I don't get it.

The only sexual injuries that I have come across (not involving me, as if I would be involved in sexual injuries) have been to do with men. I had a friend who broke his cock and another who tore his bum hole (though that wasn't to do with sex, he said it was because he did a really big shite), but I don't think any of my female friends have had serious sexual injuries.

Serious philosophical question: What is it about the nature of the cock that it desires to be placed into any hole available?

(If you are going to answer you're not allowed to use the words Freud, unconscious, masculinity or testosterone; or use any reasons that are cliched or used by psychologists (see Mark k-punk's post on TV psychologists) in fact probably don't answer it at all).


Internet is being installed on Thursday. Perhaps some serious posts then.

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